30 8 / 2014

officialfrenchtoast:

when people ask me what my plans are after graduating

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(via best-friends-means-4ever-cunt)

30 8 / 2014

daisykettering:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

(Source: theicelandicmountaindaisy, via best-friends-means-4ever-cunt)

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

officialunitedstates:

would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me.  I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders.  the three most important CIA skills

(via best-friends-means-4ever-cunt)

30 8 / 2014

dutchster:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

(via best-friends-means-4ever-cunt)

30 8 / 2014

okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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30 8 / 2014

becquerel-fahrenheit:

unamusedsloth:

Well, at least the day can’t get any worse.

It can if all of these happen to you in one day

(via lulz-time)

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

imsirius:

What’s your favourite swear word?

(via damn-funny)

30 8 / 2014

Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]

(Source: jimmyfallongifs, via sorry)

30 8 / 2014

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

(via date)

30 8 / 2014

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30 8 / 2014